Dear Elaine,
Marrying you was a mistake, a huge one. You were awful and rude. You did nothing but lie and run off friends. You turned on people for no good reason. You were the laziest and worst wife. You sat around barking orders and never lifting a finger. God, I hate you like you won't believe. You will never see this but know how much I hate you. So sick of how you lied and treated people and then cheated with my best friend just to have you both gang up on me. Fuck you Elaine!